the latest chapter in the book of "Adam"

I am the Primary President in our ward. Yesterday my music leader brought over several pieces of music for me to look at for the Primary kids to sing in Sacrament Meeting on Father's Day. I gave them a brief look before I set them down on a chair in the living room, thinking, "I'll get to those as soon as I'm done cleaning the bathroom." About 15 minutes later, I was still cleaning while I was talking to my brother on the phone, when suddenly I heard the PAPER SHREDDER being used in the next room. I dashed in and found Adam shredding the last piece of music! The other sheets of music were already neatly dumped into billions of little peices in the bottom of the shredder. (Sorry Layne , I hope my 168-decibel scream in your ear didn't do any long-term damage to your hearing.)

I don't know......I'm thinking if I try really hard, and spend an hour (maybe two), then I could maybe put it all back together. Anyone got any tape?