Case in point - a conversation in the van last week with Matthew and Adam:
Matthew: Mom, do robbers go to heaven?
Me: Well, I'm not really sure but I suppose if they stop being a robber and start being good then they will probably go to heaven.
Adam: Mom, will I go to heaven?
Me: If you are a good boy and choose the right then I'm sure you will go to heaven.
Adam: Okay, I'll start being a good boy. I won't hit Matthew, or slap Matthew, or kick him in the p***s (boy part) anymore!
Well, I didn't know that was going on!
Matthew: Mom, do robbers go to heaven?
Me: Well, I'm not really sure but I suppose if they stop being a robber and start being good then they will probably go to heaven.
Adam: Mom, will I go to heaven?
Me: If you are a good boy and choose the right then I'm sure you will go to heaven.
Adam: Okay, I'll start being a good boy. I won't hit Matthew, or slap Matthew, or kick him in the p***s (boy part) anymore!
Well, I didn't know that was going on!
4 comments:
Oh my! Those boys are too funny. I love that picture of them!
I like how he used a more serious sin (robbing) to make his own (penis kicking) seem a little less severe. What a bright kid.
How funny! I love the silly things little kids say.
Ow! I agree with Brett.
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